Exploring History through Game Simulations 2015
On this exciting blog, five superstar historians of Greco-Roman antiquity will keep YOU up to date on events as they unfold in a tournament of turgid historical game simulations! Who will prevail in the competition between the people of the Mediterranean in "Civilization: Game of the Heroic Age"? Who will survive the clash of European powers in "Diplomacy: Game of International Intrigue, Trust, and Treachery"? Check back often so you won't miss the latest developments!
Thursday, April 2, 2015
(Herodotus) Civ Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
(Polybius) history as a whole
Civ 1
I am told by all I am surrounded by in the cannibalistic city state known as Crete that before my time there were only 14 humans in existence, each paired off creating 7 groups of 2. Over the course of 3000 years Emperor Adomos of Rome founded his first city which was named Rome and Jamible of the cannibals crafted the first boat by killing 2 people and tying them together with vines. After 1000 years the other societies began to follow in the steps of Rome and away from the steps of the cannibals. Queen Grace of Thrace created a boat actually made out of wood rather than corpses yet somehow it was just as effective as the raft. King Quillable of Africa built a boat out of wood and created their first city. Crete and Egypt made their cities around the same time. After the cities were built a group of Africans migrated to Sicily which angered the romans. The people of Thrace starve as they go to battle with Babylon and at the same time the Africans are battling with the romans over Cyprus. The forces of Africa and Rome unite and lead a charge against Egypt. Crete lost two cities from a volcano and a famine that occurred at the same time. The famine also occurred in Egypt and the people of Egypt lost one city. While the war raged on in Egypt there was a plague that wiped out all of the Egyptians. The world rejoiced at the death of the warmongers. jams was found dead in his tent by Pegan min. Pegan min becomes the new leader by killing all feral citizens and making cannibalism (finally) illegal. Let us hope no civilization to follow will repeat these mistakes. Pegan min allowed the people of Crete to learn music. All was looking in the right direction for Crete until an epidemic struck and was transferred to Thrace and Babylon. Both leaders were very displeased by this and declared war on Pegan min for occupying their land and killing a majority of their population. After this war is declared the African nation has a civil war when an Egyptian faction rises from their ranks. Crete at this point had all but three of the superpowers of the known world coming for their ruler’s head. After a huge assault on Crete there is a light for the idiotic warmonger that comes in the form of roman pirates that raid and destroy two of the Egyptians cities. After this Africa and Rome ally with Crete forming the allies while Thrace, Illyria, and Babylon join forces creating the AON (alliance of neutrality). The Cretans hold off the Egyptian invaders. Crete is ended by a famine that starved all the citizens to death. In Rome a guild of music lovers rose from the culture left from Crete. Rome had no music so they were divided culturally and one day the music lovers of Rome were tired of being persecuted by the roman citizens and peacefully left the roman legion and formed the Cretin Bards with two cities in Africa, one city in Crete, and one city in Cyprus, for a total of four cities. Their troops are located from northern and Eastern Africa, Crete, Greece, Cyprus, and northern Italy. Seeing the horrors of the war ridden world around them the bards fled to the homeland of the Cretans after many hardships they made it. They were safe and free.
Diplomacy
To keep those who are incapable of avoiding such mistakes as those of our ancestors out of power I will write down the events that took place between the Spring of 1901 and the Fall of 1906 to shed light on the European conflict known as the great war. In the Spring of 1906 the Eastern Alliance was formed from the combined forces of Russia, Turkey, and Austria-Hungary who vowed to conquer those who opposed their combined might. The Eastern Alliance was not the only group to be formed at the beginning of the so far cold war, The English France Coalition also sprung into power when the general of France took the monarch of England under his wing. If not for the German/Italian barrier between them the conflict between the two Factions would have begun much sooner, instead the English and French began taking northern coast cities from Germany causing the General to hold her position and fortify her countries defenses while Russia annexed Norway and Sweden. Once Norway and Sweden were under Alliance control the remaining two members made a land bridge that was between the Turkish and the Austrian-Hungarians by capturing Greece, Bulgaria, and Romania leaving the entire eastern part of Europe to the Alliance. The English and French gained more and more ground from the German coast so Russian troops in Sweden were ordered to support the German soldiers in Denmark to not let the enemy get to close. During this time of English invasion and of Russian defense the French were securing a new base even further west; France took Spain with no trouble in the least. The Eastern Alliance used the troops of Turkey and Russia to invade Italy while the Austrian-Hungarians guarded the boarder and slowly moved in. The words that the leader of Turkey spoke to the foolish leader of Italy were to be his undoing weather or not he followed the instructions “Vacate Italy”. As the army of Italy evacuated their home country leaving the Turkish to invade the French supported their supply point in Spain. The evacuation of Italy was a fool’s move that should never be repeated. Italy’s troops flee to North Africa and are followed by the French and Turkish. Turkey, Austria-Hungary, and France at this point are racing for the supply points in Italy while England continues to raid the coast of Germany. In the Fall of 1904 The Russian troops sail to northern England and take Edinburg for the Eastern alliance. The Italian troops are destroyed in their final charge against the Turkish. After Germany is left as the only neutral nation two Russian troops march into Germanys land but the leader of Russia is able to talk Russia out of conflict with Germany while he is still invading England. The English troops retreat from the German coast and moves his remaining fleets to his homeland to try to fend off the Russian invaders. Before anything can be done Liverpool is taken into Russian control and both supply points are heavily guarded. Tensions settle down in the spring of 1906 and finally resolve themselves in the fall of 1906 when a cease fire was voted for and the war ended before anymore had to suffer.
Civ 2
While the armies of the other civilizations settle and build cities while the Assyrian hoard marched to the island of Crete. Once the army made it to the shore they built ships and sailed to the Cretan city. The soldiers tried to make their way in the walls but died trying. More soldiers marched and brought down the city. After this the leader of Babylon stated “no girls allowed in Babylon” this made the Asian leader a bit cross. There was then an epidemic that caused Asia to lose all of its cities. After a famine and an epidemic that bled over from other civilizations the people of Assyria became mentally broken and decided to commit mass suicide. Nearly three quarters of Assyrians died before the civil war in Babylon that caused nationalistic roman rebels to take control of far too much. One final famine destroys the Assyrians and leaves their culture unguarded and unprotected from the harsh world. Babylon then kills the rebels after mourning the loss of a neighbor empire. A civil war in Africa brings the Assyrian rebels to life, the gardeners who just want to plant. They hold out for a long time until they are wiped out by the Africans and the Italians. After many famines and earthquakes there is yet another gardener revolution in Africa and then Asia won??
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
(Xenophon) The All Mighty Africans
(Livy)History isn't fun without war
(Thucydides)Civilization finale
(Tacitus) Goodbye
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
(Livy)The beginning, the end, and then the beginning again for Assyria
(Xenophon) The Return of Empires: Round 2
(Xenophon) Is One Land Mass Not Enough?
(Livy) Giving Up Isn't The Best Thing
(Thucydides) peace preach speech
(Tacitus) The Asia Strikes Back
The mighty Assyrian leader seems to think that the African leader will really let him sit there in his territory when he has been shown to be violent and aggressive towards other civilizations.
(Herodotus) Civilization 2: Judgement Day
(Herodotus) Like WWI, but not
Monday, March 30, 2015
(Thucydides) Just another world conquering/ war pt.2
(Tacitus) The "End" of Diplomacy, or was that actually diplomacy?
(Tacitus)Whose the best?
Sunday, March 29, 2015
(Livy) The Start of War..Eww
(Xenophon) It all started in 1901
Saturday, March 28, 2015
(Thucydides) Just another world conquering/ war pt.1
Friday, March 27, 2015
(Tacitus) Two years in two hours
(Livy) Civil Wars Can Make Or Break You
Comeback and absurd killing of itself
Thursday, March 26, 2015
(Thucydides)Divine Death Ensemble pt. 3: finale
Egypt quickly regrouped their soldiers and forced them to breed so their population could grow for more soldiers. While Italy focused on bringing his people above all of the other cultures around him. To be the master race. Italy may actually accomplish that goal with a little more discoverys and creations. While the Cretans wanted the same goal, they couldn't because they were almost uncivilized and at one point ate each other and made ships out of their own people's corpses because of one natural disaster that wiped out an island full of their inhabitants. The Thracians at first wanted full on conquest, in time they realized that would be impossible due to the numbers of the cultures around. Instead the Thracians formed an alliance with Illyria and Babylon to help out if anyone attacked either of them and to stay as neutral as possible. while later The cretins the Italians and the Africans formed an alliance to take as much land and to help Italy rise above the other cultures. Nothing much really happened to Egypt, but when Italy finally rose above Egypt's ingenuity let them to stay in the Stone Age. Babylon stayed in the early iron age. Thrace and Illyriaboth made it to the late Iron Age. Africa nearly made it toThe early bronze age but was beaten by Italy. Out of all of these cultures I think Italy turned out to be the most authoritative. Because if they said they wanted to build a city in Babylon's territory they would've had no choice but to let him due to The number of soldiers Italy had and the power they have gained over the last couple of days.
(Tacitus) The actual final round: Italy conquers, but Thrace thrives on.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
A Change in Philsophy, Going from Neutral to All Out War
Today, there was a major change in the mindset of Illyria's leader after the surprise and very very UNNECESSARY invasion of its land by Crete. Apparently there was thought of talk about the Illyrian land, but there was no such thing according to Illyria'e leader. Illyria's leader was against starting or being involved in war as I spoke of in my previous. But this all changed with the unnecessary and bad decision making of the Cretian leader to come into Illyria's land. Illyria and Thrace continue their truce that they have established from the start. This meant that both Illyria and Thrace decided to declare war on Crete and destroy as much of it as possible. This was successful with the strong reinforcements, navy, and large population. Egypt's war based philosophy was involved in Illyria and Thrace's decisions, and Egypt strategized with us. A famine from Illyria finally wiped Crete off the map, after many conflicts and calamities. Italy has stayed quiet recently and advanced more in technology such as medicine. Babylon, in addition, has stayed quiet although their leader did conspire with Thrace and Illyria to take over Crete. Africa continues to spread and their leader say weird sayings every once in a while. Africa brought Egypt back onto the map after they had a civil war. Africa works with Egypt for a while by assisting them to transport their people away from Africa. Africa later decides to help and become allies with Crete, although this can not help the small population of Crete. In the end, Illyria has changed and you can blame that on Crete, if he had not invaded Illyria would still be neutral and a pacifist. Now its war Crete.
Waiting and Waiting Until A Civil War
The return of the Egyptian leader led to conspiracy and drama in the following events. After the disappearance of the Egyptian empire from the leader being gone, Egypt's leader decided while waiting for another empire to get a civil war which would bring back the empire that he would conspire and assist Thrace and Illyria to become warlike countries. After many events of no conflict from Illyria, an intrusion from its neighboring empire, Crete, led to the mandatory fight against Crete even though it broke Illyrian leader's philosophy of no warfare. Along with the invasion of Illyria, Crete also invaded its other adjacent neighbor, Thrace, since apparently there was a misunderstanding of who's land was what. Thrace and Illyria used their long standing alliance to fight against Crete. These two strong empires slowly but surely wiped out Crete after anger continued with Crete's leader's invading. Finally after all the waiting, Egypt was brought back into the fight from a civil war in Africa. Even though Egypt was back, this did not stop the want to destroy Egypt again. Crete did everything in its power, although having barely any, to destroy Egypt or convince others to band together to fight Egypt. Crete was losing his mind and outraged. Many were confused on Crete's intentions of invading fellow neighbors and desire to destroy Egypt. What has Egypt ever done to Crete. During all this conflict and war, Italy and Babylon stay mostly neutral and Italy becomes the most advance while holding the most cities. Italy still maintains the Nile Delta even though Egypt desires to go back, and EGYPT WILL RETURN. There will be more eventful information to come.
(Herodotus) Trouble in the Suez
(Tacitus) This land is not your land, this land is my land. GET OFF
(Thucydides)Divine Death Ensemble pt. 2: Betrayal
In an attempt to rebuild from what was left of society the Thracians, Babylonians, and Cretan communitys successfully regained their civilization. It turns out Italy, Africa, and Illyria had no major problems except for a couple of loses in troops. Until a civil war broke out in Italy that's when things finaly whent awry. When the civil war ended in Italy, the Egyptian leader had built two cities and regrouped what was left of the Egyptian army under the noses of all the groups. Then an epidemic struck the Cretan population. With limited options the Cretans sent a small number of their sick to where Babylon and Thrace were and contaminated two of their cities and some troops near by. Thrace and Babylon were both outraged by these actions, eventually both Thrace and Babylon decided to have each others back and go after the Cretans. Babylon won one battle against the Cretans, Thrace lost only one battle but only to reclaim their land by winning two more fights, and the Cretans were no more due to an earthquake. Italy later sent pirates to deal with the rest of the Egyptians. Two Egyptian cities destroyed only two soldiers remain.
(Herodotus) The Rise and Fall of the Egyptian Empire from the Perspective of a Roman Citizen
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Alliances. Backstabbing. Who knows?
(Thucydides) Divine Death Ensemble #1: Egypt
In the beginning Thracian soldiers at war in Armenia with Babylonian forces, babalon eventually loses the battle with in minutes, while Africa Egypt and Italy whent to war. Over night they all planned there next strategy of attack. The next morning Thrace made a treaty with babalon, Africa and Italy made truce as well. They then realized the Egyptian leader was no where to be found like George Bush II during the Iraq war. Realizing the leader had the most troops and looked to be the biggest threat on the map the rest of the other groups (Italy, Thrace, and babalon) decided to join forces together along with Crete and Illyria joining their cause to take Egypt down. It wasn't easy for all of the groups to go against a strong culture such as Egypt's many of their soilders either got lost in the land, starved, or killed off by natural disasters such as floods, volcanic eruptions, and earthquakes. Crete was affected by a volcanic eruption that nearly killed its entire population. The result, canibalism and making their boats out of their own corpses.Babylon didn't really have an issue except for losing too many men in an attempt to destroy one of Egypt's cities. Babylon also sacrifice one of his cities so that Thrace could fortify that part of the land. Effort to build a lot of cities but lost due to a flood. Italy was making an assault on Egypt's forces so that Babylon could push forward. Illyria suffered from a famine which somehow took out the rest of Egypt's soldiers. End of part one...
What happens when you fall sick on the job: The fight against Egypt
Author Introduction: Thucydides
My name is Thucydides. I was born in Alimos Greece between the years 460 and 455 B.C. and passed on between the years 411 and 400 B.C. I was known for the book that I sort of wrote which was called History of the Peloponnesian war which covered the details of the war between Sparta and Athens. I apparently died while in the middle of one of my sentences in the book, no one knows how I died, I whent out with great achievements such as these quotes!
"War is the teacher of violence" -Thucydides
"The secret to happiness is freedom and the secret to freedom is courage" - Thucydides
"We Greeks are lovers of the beautiful, yet simple in our tastes, and we cultivate the mind without loss of manliness"-Thucydides
"When will there be justice in Athens? There will be justice when those who are not injured are as outraged as those who are"- Thucydides
"Things exist for people, not people for things"- Thucydides
Monday, March 23, 2015
Author Introduction: Tacitus
Hello! My name is Tacitus, I am a Roman historian who was born in 56 CE in Gallia Narbonensis(now known as Southern France) and died in 117 CE. My father was wealthy and apart of the elite class of Romans, so I was a privileged boy. I was sent to Rome to study Rhetorics so that I may be able to join the Roman Senate. The early years of my time in Rome were filled with disaster; Nero, the tyrannical emperor, the aftermath of the fire that destroyed the city and finally a civil war that resulted in the rise of Vespasian. This new emperor was the revitalization of my career, I became the quaestor(Roman magistrate) in the early 80 CE's. Afterwards I joined the Senate, and under the reign of Domitian, I was praetor(similar to a judge), but later between 89 and 93 I was away from Rome, and though the Senate and the emperor were at odds, I kept my position and received continued patronage from the emperor. In 97 CE, I was appointed as consul. In 98 CE, two of my books, Agricola and The Germania were published. Agricola and The Germania both spoke about the corruption and greed of the Empire and how they poisoned the liberty of the native Britons and Germanians. I also wrote the Annals and the Historiae(look them up, they are quite famous). I had never visited the Germanic lands, but don't worry, I knew a guy who used to control that land, he told me everything. The subject matter on which I wrote was definitely cultural, historical and political, my style is described, in a word, concise. Though flowing and eloquent, it is brief. Some may call me a "pessimist" in my history by showing different perspectives in events. I try to separate myself from bias or anger, but the historians of your age seem too idiotic to understand that, ingrates. Thought they consider me to be very careful and accurate with my sources, they still don't seem to trust my neutrality.
Some great quotes by me are: “The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.”
“All ancient history was written with a moral object; the ethical interest predominates almost to the exclusion of all others.”
“It is a principle of nature to hate those whom you have injured.”
“A bad peace is worse than war.”
“Greater things are believed of those who are absent.”
author introduction: Polybius
Author Introduction: Livy
Author Introduction: Herodotus
"In peace sons bury fathers, but in war fathers bury sons."
"From great wrongdoings there are great punishments from the gods"
"If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it."
"This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power."
"This is the showing-forth of the inquiry of Herodotus of Halicarnassus, so that neither what has come to be from man in time might become faded, nor that great and wondrous deeds, those shown forth by Greeks and those by barbarians, might be without their glory"
Author Introduction: Xenophon
"Excess of grief for the dead is madness; for it is an injury to the living, and the dead know it not."
"The sweetest of all sounds is praise."
"Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything."
"The true test of a leader is whether his followers will adhere to his cause from their own volition, enduring the most arduous hardships without being forced to do so, and remaining steadfast in the moments of greatest peril."
"He who eats with most pleasure is he who least requires sauce."