(Polybius) history as a whole

Civ 1 

I am told by all I am surrounded by in the cannibalistic city state known as Crete that before my time there were only 14 humans in existence, each paired off creating 7 groups of 2. Over the course of 3000 years Emperor Adomos of Rome founded his first city which was named Rome and Jamible of the cannibals crafted the first boat by killing 2 people and tying them together with vines.  After 1000 years the other societies began to follow in the steps of Rome and away from the steps of the cannibals. Queen Grace of Thrace created a boat actually made out of wood rather than corpses yet somehow it was just as effective as the raft. King Quillable of Africa built a boat out of wood and created their first city. Crete and Egypt made their cities around the same time. After the cities were built a group of Africans migrated to Sicily which angered the romans. The people of Thrace starve as they go to battle with Babylon and at the same time the Africans are battling with the romans over Cyprus. The forces of Africa and Rome unite and lead a charge against Egypt. Crete lost two cities from a volcano and a famine that occurred at the same time. The famine also occurred in Egypt and the people of Egypt lost one city. While the war raged on in Egypt there was a plague that wiped out all of the Egyptians. The world rejoiced at the death of the warmongers. jams was found dead in his tent by Pegan min. Pegan min becomes the new leader by killing all feral citizens and making cannibalism (finally) illegal. Let us hope no civilization to follow will repeat these mistakes. Pegan min allowed the people of Crete to learn music. All was looking in the right direction for Crete until an epidemic struck and was transferred to Thrace and Babylon. Both leaders were very displeased by this and declared war on Pegan min for occupying their land and killing a majority of their population. After this war is declared the African nation has a civil war when an Egyptian faction rises from their ranks. Crete at this point had all but three of the superpowers of the known world coming for their ruler’s head. After a huge assault on Crete there is a light for the idiotic warmonger that comes in the form of roman pirates that raid and destroy two of the Egyptians cities. After this Africa and Rome ally with Crete forming the allies while Thrace, Illyria, and Babylon join forces creating the AON (alliance of neutrality). The Cretans hold off the Egyptian invaders. Crete is ended by a famine that starved all the citizens to death. In Rome a guild of music lovers rose from the culture left from Crete. Rome had no music so they were divided culturally and one day the music lovers of Rome were tired of being persecuted by the roman citizens and peacefully left the roman legion and formed the Cretin Bards with two cities in Africa, one city in Crete, and one city in Cyprus, for a total of four cities. Their troops are located from northern and Eastern Africa, Crete, Greece, Cyprus, and northern Italy. Seeing the horrors of the war ridden world around them the bards fled to the homeland of the Cretans after many hardships they made it. They were safe and free.

 

Diplomacy

To keep those who are incapable of avoiding such mistakes as those of our ancestors out of power I will write down the events that took place between the Spring of 1901 and the Fall of 1906 to shed light on the European conflict known as the great war. In the Spring of 1906 the Eastern Alliance was formed from the combined forces of Russia, Turkey, and Austria-Hungary who vowed to conquer those who opposed their combined might. The Eastern Alliance was not the only group to be formed at the beginning of the so far cold war, The English France Coalition also sprung into power when the general of France took the monarch of England under his wing. If not for the German/Italian barrier between them the conflict between the two Factions would have begun much sooner, instead the English and French began taking northern coast cities from Germany causing the General to hold her position and fortify her countries defenses while Russia annexed Norway and Sweden. Once Norway and Sweden were under Alliance control the remaining two members made a land bridge that was between the Turkish and the Austrian-Hungarians by capturing Greece, Bulgaria, and Romania leaving the entire eastern part of Europe to the Alliance. The English and French gained more and more ground from the German coast so Russian troops in Sweden were ordered to support the German soldiers in Denmark to not let the enemy get to close. During this time of English invasion and of Russian defense the French were securing a new base even further west; France took Spain with no trouble in the least. The Eastern Alliance used the troops of Turkey and Russia to invade Italy while the Austrian-Hungarians guarded the boarder and slowly moved in. The words that the leader of Turkey spoke to the foolish leader of Italy were to be his undoing weather or not he followed the instructions “Vacate Italy”. As the army of Italy evacuated their home country leaving the Turkish to invade the French supported their supply point in Spain. The evacuation of Italy was a fool’s move that should never be repeated. Italy’s troops flee to North Africa and are followed by the French and Turkish. Turkey, Austria-Hungary, and France at this point are racing for the supply points in Italy while England continues to raid the coast of Germany. In the Fall of 1904 The Russian troops sail to northern England and take Edinburg for the Eastern alliance. The Italian troops are destroyed in their final charge against the Turkish. After Germany is left as the only neutral nation two Russian troops march into Germanys land but the leader of Russia is able to talk Russia out of conflict with Germany while he is still invading England. The English troops retreat from the German coast and moves his remaining fleets to his homeland to try to fend off the Russian invaders. Before anything can be done Liverpool is taken into Russian control and both supply points are heavily guarded. Tensions settle down in the spring of 1906 and finally resolve themselves in the fall of 1906 when a cease fire was voted for and the war ended before anymore had to suffer.

Civ 2

While the armies of the other civilizations settle and build cities while the Assyrian hoard marched to the island of Crete. Once the army made it to the shore they built ships and sailed to the Cretan city. The soldiers tried to make their way in the walls but died trying. More soldiers marched and brought down the city. After this the leader of Babylon stated “no girls allowed in Babylon” this made the Asian leader a bit cross. There was then an epidemic that caused Asia to lose all of its cities. After a famine and an epidemic that bled over from other civilizations the people of Assyria became mentally broken and decided to commit mass suicide. Nearly three quarters of Assyrians died before the civil war in Babylon that caused nationalistic roman rebels to take control of far too much. One final famine destroys the Assyrians and leaves their culture unguarded and unprotected from the harsh world. Babylon then kills the rebels after mourning the loss of a neighbor empire. A civil war in Africa brings the Assyrian rebels to life, the gardeners who just want to plant. They hold out for a long time until they are wiped out by the Africans and the Italians. After many famines and earthquakes there is yet another gardener revolution in Africa and then Asia won??